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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever smelled molasses? How did you catch the little buggers?"

"I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. Because then I would know she is capable of making decisions she will regret in the future."

"ok i'll bite.. what is Britain"

"A lady crashed into a McDonald's here in town. Hey Leno, here's a free one for you: ""Looks like she took 'drive-thru' a bit too literally!"""

"Did you hear about the baker that died fighting to save his business? They say he went out ""buns-a-glazing"""

"Searched for a PI service in my area... Got a delicious apple in the correct geometric shape, but didn't really help me figure out who my wife was cheating on me with..."

"Man, the frappes at the grinder place by the rotary are wicked good. Go Sox! Sorry about that. I had 2 Boston Kreme donuts this morning."

"There are 2 types of people in the world... Those who can extrapolate conclusions from incomplete data..."

"Her: I'd take a bullet for you. Me: How soon can you do that?"

"Why did the spy stay in bed? To stay under cover"