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Joke of the Day

"I've seen this joke here before, so I changed it and I think it's better. A Jewish boy asks his dad for $50... And his dad gives it to him!!! Ha ha!"

"Organised a threesome last night There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time."

"Pony: ""I love hay so much I-"" Dad: ""Why don't you marry it, ya big nerd?"" *pony grows up* *becomes Horse Emperor* *legalizes hay marriage*"

"If u think ur parents did nothing for you, remember Jackie Shrof named his son Tiger and Bappi Da named his son Bappa. Respect your parents"

"I'm in a band called ""Stuck In The Fucking Departure Lounge!"" Check us out!"

"Give a man a fish and he will think, ""What a creepy gift."" Teach a man to fish and he will think, ""My god, I have never known such boredom"""

"How does a _____ (insert race, occupation, etc. ) find his goat in tall grass? Very satisfying"

"I've got a gag about skin bleaching... ...but I'm not white, to be fair."

"[Carnac the Magnificent] Donald Trump Hannibal Lector Liver and fava beans *opens envelope* ""Name a winner, a skinner, and a dinner"""

"What do you call a radioactive Angler? Nuclear fishin'"