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Joke of the Day

"How many kids do you think Wolverine has? Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out."

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"I tried to wear skinny jeans but it squeezed all my flesh into the top half of my body and made me look like a novelty balloon."
"Throwing a grenade at someone who's taking a selfie is photobombing, right?"
"Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt? So they would end up with seasoned veterans."
"Your momma's so fat That when she goes to church people say: Holy Cow!"
"What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper? Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too."
"How many germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Nein"
"How much does it cost to clean up Germany? About 6 million."
"TIL Elon Musk has an evil twin that commits crimes every evening. His name is Felon Dusk."
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