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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING NEWS: Scientists have discovered what may be the worlds largest bed sheet. More on that as it unfolds."

"Three nuns are sitting in the park... ...when a man comes up and flashes them. The first nun has a second stroke, the second nun has a stroke, but the third couldn't quite reach it."

"Surprised ""too much"" still isn't a serving size."

"Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries? Traitor Joe's"

"My beef with you is that you're too chicken to pork me."

"Made this up while hanging out with some friends What do you call someone you hate who owns a cube car? Dick in a box"

"If I were an old Chinese man I would never say anything, just nod and laugh strategically to freak people out"

"Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode really..."

"Why do Americans write ""color"" instead of ""colour""? Because fuck ""u"", that's why."

"a girl to her mother: Mom! I was stopped at a red light and got hit by a car! --oh no! who rear-ended you? lots of guys, mom! But can we go back to talking about my accident please?"