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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING NEWS: Scientists have discovered what may be the worlds largest bed sheet. More on that as it unfolds."

"How to be cool: A) Use the cool sunglasses emoticon B)"

"Your mama so fat that NASA thought they found a new planet Dad stop it."

"I was playing the Witcher 3 and I realized It should be called the Bitcher, cause I slay more pussy than monsters. ( )"

"For sale: One parachute Used once, never opened."

"That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like.... 'I've got nothing man.'"

"I wish mirrors and pictures would get together already and agree on what I really look like."

"A Segway segway Oh hey, speaking of Segways...."

"As Sitting Bull said to the mermaid . . . ""How?"""

"Not sure, but I think I just got to 3rd base with my toothbrush."