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Joke of the Day
"Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries? Traitor Joe's"
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"You can never trust an atom because they make up everything"
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"Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!"
"Just realized I've been misquoting George Orwell since 1985."
"So no one else is even mildly concerned that a bee is nutting hunny on our cheerios?"
"What's easier to pick up the heavier it is? A girl."
"What do you call a torturer who says a lot of puns. A PUNisher"
"What did the kid who could see dead eskimos say? Icy dead people!"
"Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart? He desperately needed Apu."