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Joke of the Day

"Made this up while hanging out with some friends What do you call someone you hate who owns a cube car? Dick in a box"

"When is decency going to be cool again?"

"Clothes are such a fraught gift because it's like: ""Here's the size and shape I think you are and so how I think you should style yourself!"""

"What kind of birds go to church every Sunday? Birds of Pray"

"I just passed my drug test My dealer has some serious explaining to do"

"PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it."

"Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek? They always somehow just Klingon to it."

"You can get used to everything. Except an icicle up your ass, because it melts before you get used to it. - A Finnish Proverb"

"Bring a hedgehog into the library and frantically ask the clerks where they keep the reverse spell casting books."

"Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves? Jingle Fett"