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Joke of the Day

"Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode really..."

"A microwave with three only buttons. 1. Hot Pocket 2. Pizza Rolls 3. 4 Hot Pockets and 60 Pizza Rolls"

"So apparently when a woman asks what you're looking for in a relationship, ""a way out"" isn't the right answer."

"What's the difference between a hooker and jesus? The look on their face when you're nailing them."

"Sweet potatoes are just regular potatoes that remember birthdays and anniversaries."

"Ladies, as you enter this day, remember that one chubby arm photo is going to cancel out the thirty you carefully took of your collar bone."

"A well executed theft leaving no fingerprints behind is... ... a stainless steal."

"Hey! I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my tarifa por 2 horas, so pay me maybe."

"What do you call a bee in the garage? Garbage."

"In honor of National Limerick day (U.S.) There once was a man from Nantucket Who had a cock so big he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear were a pussy I'd fuck it"