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Joke of the Day
"My beef with you is that you're too chicken to pork me."
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"train operator just yelled at someone to stop smoking and they said ""I'm vaping"" and the conductor said ""I don't care"" and everyone laughed"
"Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter."
"Bishop to the Pope: Congratulations on your name's day Your Holiness! - Pope: But today we do not commemorate the name of Benedict? - Bishop: It is the 16th, though."
"What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian? A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker"
"I don't need WebMD to tell me what's wrong with me, I have my mother."
"What is Hitler's favourite type of music? Reich n' Roll"
"Why do we have 52,455,865 pictures of Grandma? -my future grandchildren probably"
"How does a _____ (insert race, occupation, etc. ) find his goat in tall grass? Very satisfying"
"How often do I tell chemistry jokes. Periodically"