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Joke of the Day
"My beef with you is that you're too chicken to pork me."
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"Interviewer: Give me an example of something you took with you from your last job Me: Toilet paper"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...all over my crotch when I'm driving."
"""How hard up for cash do you have to be to wear a chicken suit & wave at cars,"" I think, adjusting the beak protruding from my forehead"
"What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ? Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked."
"What was the executioner's favorite shampoo? Head and shoulders."
"I went to the doctor with a hearing problem... I told him I got fucked in the ear. Now I have hearing aids."
"Was at the zoo and witnessed a monkey going to the bathroom. That shit was bananas."
"There's a technical term for a sunny warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday."
"If I go into a stall and see a solitary, intact lima bean in the bowl, I pick a new stall. I don't want what you're selling, lima bean bowl!"