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Joke of the Day

"Why do ghosts make the best thieves? Because possession is 9/10 of the law"

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."

"Fell through the glass doors of a French bakery and.. .. now I'm in a world of pain :D (source: Sickipedia, some user called SoSueMe..)"

"I feel like grabbing a random kid by the shoulders and screaming ""I'm you from the future!"""

"DON'T make this weird... (I whisper in your ear, as I pet your eyebrows)"

"What did the philosopher say to his coworker? ""Cleanup on the detergent aisle"""

"If you ever see a ghost DO NOT put a sheet over your head and make noises. They find it offensive."

"To everyone with a motorcycle: your motorcycle is very loud & we are all very proud of you."

"How do you make cultured milk? You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already."

"What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican? Someone who's too lazy to steal."