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Joke of the Day
"DON'T make this weird... (I whisper in your ear, as I pet your eyebrows)"
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"Why is it everything I love is either unhealthy, addicting or has multiple restraining orders against me?"
"Look, all I'm saying is that the dinosaurs didn't drink alcohol and look what happened to them."
"What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee? I feel positively charged!"
"What do you call a broken snake? A reptile dysfunction."
"A vulture carrying two dead raccoons tries to board an airplane... and the flight attendant says, ""I'm sorry, sir. You're only allowed one carrion."""
"""How often do you exercise?"" About 3 to 4 times a week. ""Be honest."" 2003."
"Just googled ""who is Gossip Girl?"" and swear I heard my mom whisper ""you're one of us now."""
"Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!"
"What does 90 year old pussy taste like? .....Depends."