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Joke of the Day
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."
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"How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart? When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes."
"""The concept of romantic love is obsolete in the modern era"" I declare loudly to no one in particular as I grab for another dinner roll."
"Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask for directions."
"What did the lonely hedgehog get at the sex shop? A pinecone."
"What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach? ""Get out of my son!"""
"If you play the ""Strawberry Fields Forever"" record backwards, you can quietly hear your roommate saying, ""Get a job, Megan."""
"I got a bracelet that posts where I ran, and how far to facebook, and I put it on a deer. So it just looks like I'm lost in the woods."
"If you hear the words ""oh yeah, suck it"" coming from my bedroom, it's probably just me vacuuming."
"What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school? Deez hoes ain't lawyers."