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Joke of the Day
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."
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"Why yes, I do live under a rock. It's called the moon."
"Bravo, Oscar, Oscar, Bravo, Sierra"
"If you're a Mormon, and you have a mom, and you haven't been referring to her exclusively as Mitt Momney...then why the hell are you Mormon?"
"boy: you have really pretty eyes... me: *suspicious* thank you...??? boy: *leans in slowly* me: NO!!!! You cant have them!!!!!"
"How do you refer to a necessary bear? Pandatory. Stupid, I know."
"What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law? Om's Law."
"My can of whoop ass seems to have expired."
"I used to accidentally hold hands with strangers I mistook for my dad. It's slightly weirder now that I'm in my 20s and doing it on purpose."
"How do you turn German beer into American Beer? Drink it"