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Joke of the Day

"How do you make cultured milk? You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already."

"""I can't believe after all this shit that they're still together..."" ""Who?"" Said a curious bastard. ""My buttcheeks."""

"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on pick-up lines. The librarian replies, ""It's in my house, if you want to come over and collect it."""

"I have sexdaily I mean, I have dyslexia"

"Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth? Our miscarriage."

"What do you call a camel without humps? Humphrey."

"what did the call the time travelling cyborg who had a weak bladder urinator"

"To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run"

"50 SHADES OF CHARLES HUNNAM Its been reported that actor Charles Hunnam has dropped out of the movie,""50 Shades of Grey"" because of cold feet. You can't blame him, cold feet can lead to shrinkage"

"Did u know that a condom had a serial number? No I never had to unroll one that far."