198090

Joke of the Day

"*Pulls up to drive-thru window* ""Extra toilet paper please"" Do you mean napkins? ""Sure, whatever"""

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"I like my women like I like my rice.... ....Hot, white, and lifeless."
"BANGkok Too soon?"
"CarefulWhere's your shoesPlease stop cryingMaybe eat somethingYou dropped the bottle- things you say to babies & drunks."
"I've been putting my sunglasses on and walking away from things in slow motion all day, nothing has exploded yet."
"BANISTER A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister. ""What are you doing?"" he asks. She answers, ""Warming up your dinner."""
"Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally"
"What's wrong with the sentence ""Jack and Jill is playing in the field?"" Women should be first."
"sure the Victoria's Secret models are pretty, but I bet not one of them ever finds a Cheeto in her bra"
"My friend starting hearing bagpipes in the back of his head I swear, I think he has Scotsophrenia."
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