198090

Joke of the Day

"*Pulls up to drive-thru window* ""Extra toilet paper please"" Do you mean napkins? ""Sure, whatever"""

"What's the capital of Zimbabwe? Hyper-inflated."

"Pantyhose How many animals can you fit in a pantyhose? 10 little piggies 2 calves 1 ass 1 beaver A bunch of hares and.. 1 fish that no one can find."

"Where do red head pirates come from? IIIIIiiireland Edit: Posted while drunk, fixed spelling."

"I'm such an introvert. #Introvert #Introverted #TeamIntroverted #Shy #SoShy #2Shy #2Shy2Talk2You #ShyBoy #Blushes #NoEyeContact #SoftTalker"

"I would have bought Battlefront EA If the Rancor wasn't a Dead one."

"Did some1 really think naming a restaurant Pizza HUT was a good idea? ""We want a name that communicates quality food & 3rd world housing!"""

"Why are indecisive miners the worst? because all day they deal with ores."

"Have you ever had sex in the woods? Its fucking in tents!"

"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells"