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Joke of the Day

"BANGkok Too soon?"

"2015:hey how's it going so far? 2016:uh good 15: 16: 15:you've got an armed mili- 16:we've got an armed militia in a wildlife building, yeah"

"More people die from choking on sweet packaging than they do from the sweets themselves... Gums don't kill people. Wrappers do."

"I still use the word ""dude"". I don't give a dude. I don't use it right, but I still dude it."

"Why did the motorcycle fall asleep? It was two-tired."

"Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart? A pick-axe"

"I dropped my ice cream cone on the ground and it landed pointy end up which made the Earth, at least for a moment, one giant topping."

"Did you hear the joke about german sausage? It's the wurst!"

"How do you know if your friend, ""Doesn't even OWN a TV?"" Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. ""Did you hear about the President's new policy on...?"" ""I don't even OWN a TV!"""

"How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up."