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Joke of the Day

"BANISTER A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister. ""What are you doing?"" he asks. She answers, ""Warming up your dinner."""

"I was out with my bf and a waiter called me a 'cradle robber' cuz he's 18 and I'm 43. Totally ruined our 10th anniversary."

"My biggest fear of Hurricane Sandy is that i'll lose power and can't Facebook"

"How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it? With the chicken still around it"

"What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person."

"What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window? Curt and Rod"

"mens rights activists"

"What does a neckbeard call his imaginary girlfriend and his disease? Ma'lady"

"What is a pirates favourite letter It is clearly double D as they are mostly males who can't stand a sunken chest and no booty. (New original take on old joke)"

"How do you build a flea circus? You have to start from scratch."