198060
Joke of the Day
"Kalimba - Tocando Fondo bacan la cancion"
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"My doctor diagnosed me with schizophrenia and ADHD. Which means I hear voices but not for long enough to drive me insane."
"If I'm facing away from you during sex, assume I'm quietly enjoying a snack."
"You know your driving really sucks when your GPS says ""After 300 yards, stop and let me out"""
"Though my heart is a fist, I really do my girlfriend"
"I just don't understand these dirty cocktail names anymore... ...what on earth is a Penis Collider?"
"Auto correct changed ""absence"" to ""absinthe"" and now my kid's school won't let me be on the PTA."
"What do a hippie-chick and a hockey player have in common? Both don't shower until after 3 periods."
"A man walks into a doctors wearing cling film trousers Doctor says, "" I can clearly see you're nuts"""
"Fruit Basket Stephen King and Richard Bachman are sharing a fruit basket. Which one noms de plum?"