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Joke of the Day

"If I'm facing away from you during sex, assume I'm quietly enjoying a snack."

"Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants."

"A lot of kids these days don't even want to be sailors... ...but it's just so easy to give in to ""pier"" pressure."

"People who email you Spam...Email them Porn! Problem solved "

"If a man shaves his arms and legs... He probably shaves his pussy, too."

"What did the passive aggressive raven say to Edgar Allen Poe? ""...ugh nevermind"""

"I bet if Bruce Banner had children he'd be the Hulk more than 90% of the time."

"What do you call a ghost that loves soccer? Ghoooooooooooooouuull!"

"Crossfit is the healthiest way to get rid of your friends."

"If I had a dollar for every downvote... I'd be rich from this post."