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Joke of the Day

"I just don't understand these dirty cocktail names anymore... ...what on earth is a Penis Collider?"

"Praying Mantis: *attends church, devours husband* Agnostic Mantis: *stares suspiciously up at the sky, devours husband*"

"Math proves girls are evil"

"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell outta it."

"What do a sprinkler and an unemployment line have in common? Spic-spic-spic-CHINK-nigga-nigga-nigga-spic-spic-spic-CHINK-nigga-nigga-nigga (say out loud at your own risk)"

"Math puns are the first sine of insanity Title"

"What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it."

"What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get."

"Q: What do you call a powerful black guy? A: Obama."

"Honey, let's make this cactUS a cacti. What I'm saying is I want a divorce, and I'm taking the cactus with me."