198024

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between up and down? It all depends on how you look at it"

"I just saw this advert and the lady said allergies cause you to avoid the things you love. That explains why I never get laid."

"You should always carry pepper when you go into the city In case you become a victim of a-salt!"

"""You talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?"" Ask the lady to the guy on the wheelchair."

"If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog because he shuts up after you let him in."

"The very first thing my 3yo daughter said to me this morning was ""I know how to start a fire!"" so nothing you guys say today can scare me."

"One of the most romantic things a rose can do for another rose is leave a trail of human body parts from the front door to the bedroom."

"Australian joke I just heard An Australian kiss is like a French kiss only it's... down under."

"A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships? ""in HD"""

"Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now? Because it was popular in California 10 years ago."