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Joke of the Day
"You should always carry pepper when you go into the city In case you become a victim of a-salt!"
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"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" To which the horse replies ""I have testicular cancer""."
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"My daughter just announced she's SICK of stupid-ass people. I said ""Oh darlin, you're gonna feel ill for a long time.. they're everywhere."""