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Joke of the Day

"You should always carry pepper when you go into the city In case you become a victim of a-salt!"

"How does an Argentinean commit suicide? He climbs up on his ego and then jumps off."

"So I heard the workers in the Twin Towers tried to have chocolate delivered to them by drone. Asking for an Air Kraft wasn't one of their better ideas."

"Why do Germans have such great focus? I think it's because they used to have concentration camps."

"Q: Why are farmers cruel? A: They pull corn by the ears."

"What's the difference between a boomerang and a train filled with Jews? The boomerang comes back."

"An englishman a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar The welshman isn't there because he's still at the euros"

"Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone"

"What stars go to jail? Shooting stars."

"Women say magazines portray an unrealistic image of beauty therefore making them feel inadequate. Then they buy 12 inch dildos."