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Joke of the Day

"Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now? Because it was popular in California 10 years ago."

"People say drinking milk makes you stronger. I drunk 5 glasses of milk and tried to move a wall. It didn't work. Then, I drank 5 glasses of vodka and the wall moved alone!!"

"Here's one for the photographers of reddit Why was the photo of a wheat field rejected from Alamy? A=It had too much grain"

"two guy's are sitting on the front porch in the yard they see a dog licking his balls one say's to the other do you think I could do that? his buddy says maybe but I think you should pet him first"

"Why is the United States always in political disarray? It's a nation without a litre."

"What was the best part of being a blind smallpox inoculator in the 18th century? The great stories you get to read everyday."

"Why can't you trust a person with two butts? Because they're bi-assed."

"The one good thing about Hitler? He killed Hitler."

"R.E.M.'s ""Everybody Hurts"" should automatically play every time anyone takes the first bite into a microwaveable burrito."

"Why use words you don't understand in your tweets? It just makes you look photosynthesis."