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Joke of the Day
"A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships? ""in HD"""
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"Did you hear about the kiln operator who sucked at his job? He got fired."
"Damn girl, are you Obama? Cuz you know all my passwords, look through my phone, and spend my money on useless shit!"
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get its tiny legs apart?"
"Left work, txted wife ""Coming homo."" Then I txted her ""Haha whoops, I meant BEcoming homo."""
"My favorite workout is a mix between a lunge and a crunch, I call it lunch."
"Donald Trump used to enjoy having first wife Ivana.... sit on his knees so he could raise and lower her. Guess not the first time he bounced a Czech."
"Only in America ... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters."
"NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a little boy and two days later sent him home with a ransom note. His parents immediately sent the kid back with the money."
"Hey man, settle an argument for me? ""Sure"" [handing him a sword] Great, he's just in there"