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Joke of the Day
"""You talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?"" Ask the lady to the guy on the wheelchair."
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"I hate how funerals are always at 9-10 AM... I'm not really a mourning person"
"I'm sorry and I apologize are the same thing... Unless it's at a funeral."
"Snoring comes easily to me. In fact, I can do it in my sleep."
"How do you answer the door Mathematically? Door: ""What is 2+2?"" Me: ""4"" Door: ""Cool!"""
"I tried giving my cat a bath... but I keep getting hair in my mouth"
"pizza pizza pizza eatya eatya eatya"
"Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid? A: When the other tenors notice."
"A woman goes on a fishing trip with 20 guys. The only thing she came home with was a Red Snapper"
"My wife likes to window-shop a lot. The situation is so bad that we have more windows than walls."