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Joke of the Day

"Why did they make the toilet paper so hard in North Korea? Because the Party wants to make every asshole Red."

"Being elected President wouldn't give me the level of self-satisfaction I have after a car speeds by me & I end up next to it at a red light"

"STDs are like Pokemon. Gotta catch'm all!"

"""I'm sorry, sir, cash or credit only."" The rain sadly puts its check away. 21st century technology has not been kind to him."

"Why is Diarrhea hereditary? it runs in your genes."

"Why do redditors have so many inside jokes? Because we're too afraid to go outside"

"How did Geordi La Forge go blind? He turned on the UV light in the Holodeck."

"Sex is like Maths: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply."

"Subway Did you use to work at subway, because you just gave me a foot-long."

"So my homework told me to use a table to solve the equation But I already am using a table to solve it. What, should I normally do my math on the floor?!"