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Joke of the Day

"""I'm sorry, sir, cash or credit only."" The rain sadly puts its check away. 21st century technology has not been kind to him."

"Why does Washington DC stink? Because of the B O"

"My ID expired so I can only go to the liquor store where they remember me: the one where I asked the cashier out and threw up on the floor."

"Why did the Polish get selected to be in so many jokes back in the day?"

"What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02? ...six more weeks of bad hockey!"

"My kid's insults to each other: ""you have fat lips like Momma."" ""well, you have a big butt like Momma. Thanks, kids."

"How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because PETA can't change anything. -A joke I found inside the game manual for Super Meat Boy for Steam."

"What do you get when you cross a gangster and a serial killer? Murdered. (If you don't get it: ""cross"" can mean ""betray"")"

"So my girlfriend of five years asked me... . . ""Daddy, when is my 6th birthday?"""

"What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ? General Lee speaking."