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Joke of the Day
"Why is Diarrhea hereditary? it runs in your genes."
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"If the creator of facebooks likes getting hurt... Is he a zucker for pain?"
"I'll take a Clooney, and 2 Upton's please. Turned to my wife and said, ""Amazon is buying Twitch for 1 billion. She said ""the dancer?"" . . yea hun, the dancer."
"What do you call four condoms who play music together? A rubber band."
"Why did the Republican get a sunburn? Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise."
"What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan? One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks."
"A sexist, a racist and a homophobe walk into a bar Bartender: 'What will it be, Mr Trump?'"
"What do you call a religiously-praised feces? Holy shit!"
"I treat my wife the same way I treat a bottle of ketchup... I always take the top off, flip it upside down, and hit it has hard as I can."
"Some say sex is better than chocolate. Others say chocolate is better than sex. I say why not make love to chocolate."