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Joke of the Day

"What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website? HTMelt"

"When I was 12 years old, my Dad approached me and said ""Son, do you know anything about sex?""... I said ""Sure Dad, what do you wanna know?"""

"Here's a joke from Hilary Clintons emails... [deleted]"

"A One Liner Tried to catch some fog yesterday.....but I mist."

"i don't need a ""previously on..."" ive been watching this show for 9 hours straight"

"Why was the graveyard so noisy? Because of all the coffin."

"I've slowly replaced sex with food... and now I can't even get into my own pants."

"""Liquor in the front, poker in the back"" is not an acceptable tee shirt slogan for my church's charity poker team... I know that now."

"The other day I was eating out my grandma, and I tasted horse cum. That's when I realized... That's how she died"

"What's Hitlers favorite Pokemon? NEIN-Tails."