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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of a redneck virgin? A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers."
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"Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you"
"The home invasion ruined us. We never stood a chance against the houses."
"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says ""uno, dos..."" *poof* ...He disappears without a tres!"
"Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place."
"When people try to play games with you, simply choose not to play. Unless it's Naked Twister. Never turn down Naked Twister."
"What starts with the letter ""M"" and picks up metal? Mexicans."
"Bought a few packs of Sonicare toothbrush heads @ Costco today & the kids can't go to college anymore but at least they'll have clean teeth."
"If you're burglarizing a home and the owner walks in, defuse the situation by saying, ""I seriously love your place"""
"Why aren't there any jokes about Jonestown? The punchline was too long"