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Joke of the Day

"How to Properly Jump a Car Attach a cable to the red positive lead, then beat the negative lead for being black."

"Our wifi is down and I had to fap using only my imagination like some kind of savage :("

"What type of fighting technique do amputees practice? Partial arts."

"What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot? ""the Steaks are high."""

"[NSFW] Ok, /r/jokes, this has gone too far. Please, no more vagina jokes. Period!"

"What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can? Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin."

"My grandfather always said: ""Don't look after your money, look after your health"" Once I was looking after my health and someone stole my money. It was my grandfather."

"Don't worry, Donald Trump will declare bankruptcy and start a new country."

"Why shouldn't you date a tennis player? Love means nothing to them."

"why can't conservatives work at a checkout counter? Because they don't like change..."