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Joke of the Day
"Can a ninja throw any pointy object with lethal accuracy ? Shuriken"
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"Used to go out with a girl who'd punch me in the face each time she had an orgasm. I didn't mind too much until I found out she was faking them."
"Whats red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry"
"A paedophile, a sadist, and a Priest walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink."
"What do you call two jalapenos getting it on? Fucking hot!"
"What's the best angle to approach any challenge? Try-Angle."
"A sleazy stripper runs for governor After a controversial ballot, the stripper wins despite never having a lead the whole race. Many people suspect they rigged the erection."
"What's the difference between a horse dick and a joke? You can't take a joke."
"How much does a Qur'an weigh? Allaht"
"What do you call an EDM party full of serial killers at the bottom of the ocean? Deep-rave."