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Joke of the Day

"There aren't that many casinos in Africa. Cause there are too many cheetahs. And if you meet one who claims he isn't a cheetah, he's probably lion to you."

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"What do you do when you see a penis drawn on the wall? You rub it off."
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"I told my husband I'm pregnant. He said ""Hi Pregnant, I'm Dad!"""
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