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Joke of the Day

"This one time in High School I ate an entire roll of quarters Shit was so cash"

"A kiss makes my whole day, but anal...(NSFW) ..makes my hole weak."

"I was gonna do a tweet about Albert Einstein's IQ but I couldn't get it under 140."

"John Cusack will always have ""I didn't do my homework but I love you"" face."

"Losing your phone is the adult version of having your balloon fly away."

"Granddad once told me there's one requirement for a funny joke... And it's telling it in a funny voice."

"What do you call a baby panther? a Newton."

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of boats? Because if they fell foward, they would still be on the boat."

"What do you call a cow masturbating? Beef stoken-off"

"What did hitler say when the jews escaped aw shwitz!"