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Joke of the Day

"My baby was coughing and choking and I panicked because I didn't know what to do. So I grabbed the bong out her hands before she dropped it."

"Chemists Confirm the Existence of New Type of Bond Bond, James Bond."

"The dinosaurs died for our sins."

"What blod type am I? Type-O"

"Bono and the Edge walk into a bar. Bartender says, ""Ugh, U2 again?"""

"Hey people that twitter says are ""similar to me"", where do people like us put our car keys?!?!?!"

"Here, take my advice. It's not like I'm using it..."

"You could introduce a raccoon to a walrus as ""my Grandpa Steven,"" and neither would bat an eye. THAT'S WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT ANIMALS."

"They should play ""Let the bodies hit the floor"" On Life Alert commercials."

"I like my pizza like I like my women... Hot and delivered to my house."