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Joke of the Day
"I'm dissapointed that I can't touch a tittie after creating it. title*"
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"My son wants to change his given Indian name, so I told Broken Condom he could change it if he really wants to. Kid's these days..."
"Which people are expert in using internet . the and is those who speak hind-e"
"My girlfriend is like Windows... She's 10."
"What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch? A seizure salad."
"Usain Bolt its so fast when he misses the bus He just waits at the next stop"
"""Wow, it's pouring out there."" ""Just let a smile be your umbrella!"" ""That's not how rain works, Karen."""
"Dogs are all ""huh?"" while cats are all ""ugh."""
"So I bought a fragrant candle the other day, but when I lit it nothing happened... It just didn't make scents."
"Clapping was invented by white people at concerts, because we have no idea what to do with our hands when we dance."