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Joke of the Day
"spraypainting ""CHEATER"" on my car to make it look like im sexually active"
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"Parenting tip: if you beat one child with the other child you can tell people they were just fighting. You're welcome."
"The camping shop in Stratford-upon-Avon is having a sale of last season's stock. Their slogan....? Now.. is the winter of our discount tents."
"Relationships last longer when everybody doesnt know your business"
"I hate having to walk behind a car... It's exhausting."
"A falling battery killed a man today. It was charged with murder."
"Best Joke ever My life"
"What's a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer."
"What does a Polish guy do on the ice? He breaks in."
"You would have thought that someone would have invented hindsight sooner."