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"What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!"
"What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common? They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste."
"""Donald says he wants to run for President and move on into the White House... ...why not; it wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home"" -Snoop Dogg"
"You know what's more believable than Keanu Reeves as a doctor? ANYTHING."
"Weather Channel I taped a Weather Channel logo on our living room window. It's like having an extra TV."
"Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard? They need it to shoot themselves in the foot."
"With the decline of newspapers worldwide, staff in-house have been referring to the obituaries as the Subscriber Countdown"
"How do you make a nun pregnant? (fixed) NSFW Dress her up as an altar boy and hope he misses."
"I don't get how Bono is such a great philanthropist... I mean, isn't it a little selfish of him to do everything ""pro bono""?"