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Joke of the Day
"A falling battery killed a man today. It was charged with murder."
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"I tink Therefore I am Irish."
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"I slept like a baby last night... ...I woke up screaming because I had shat myself"
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"Hey kids, remember the feeling you got when you cleaned your room without being asked and no one noticed? That's what adulthood's like."
"What does a belt like to do? Getting Waisted"
"Did you hear about the butterfly that ate too many stones? ... he shat-a-pillar."