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Joke of the Day
"A falling battery killed a man today. It was charged with murder."
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"I love spending my Sundays sat watching the F1. My wife thinks I'm going f*cking mental though, just sitting there staring at the top left of my keyboard for several hours at a time."
"While watching Olympic kayaking, I was surprised at how bad the Cuban team was at paddling. Then I realized, That's probably why they're still in Cuba."
"""Yo mama is so fat, when she was cremated all the flights in Europe got cancelled.""-my 10 year old cousin. right now."
"What's the difference between a fruit and a nut? I don't fruit all over your mother's tits."
"What's black and blue and red all over? The dress"
"My Wife and I are into S&M.. Edit: Typo: M&M. We like M&Ms."
"Ever see the same type of towel you own at a friend's house and be like motherfucker stole my towel but really you're just drunk at an Arbys"
"My cat died. But I know he'll forever live on in passwords."
"Hey guys where do Chemists come from? ... From the *Stork*iometry. I'll see myself out now."