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Joke of the Day
"You would have thought that someone would have invented hindsight sooner."
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"Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they're dead."
"What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep? ""I am not a crook!"""
"A is a Canadian's favourite chord.. ..but Am is a pedophile's."
"Once you go black... You're a single mother."
"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you."
"The woman who sits next to me at work just told someone she's surrounded by idiots. I feel bad for her."
"You've gotta be careful talking to Steve Jobs because he'll say the word 'eyeballs' and really be referring to his custom-made Apple gonads."
"My 8yo's looking for a summer job. He's a pretty decent bartender if anyone's hiring."
"Doctor: You appear to have potassium poisoning. Mario: But I've avoided bananas my whole life!"