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Joke of the Day
"You would have thought that someone would have invented hindsight sooner."
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"I bet women love the first dimension... It's allllllllllllllll length."
"I saw this sign that mad me shit my pants. It said 'bathroom closed'"
"2016 took so many beautiful, talented men I've loved my entire life. Seems unfair that I still have to dodge my ex at the grocery store."
"[maybe NSFW] How can you tell that a porn star works at your local gas station? Right before he's done filling the tank he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the trunk of your car."
"How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate? with an en croissant"
"What's another name for dick pics? Junk mail!"
"Finally watching Michael Bay's TMNT. Best part so far is a dude answering a Skype call and yelling ""How did you get this number?!?"""
"If you see a distressed woman in the street screaming that she can't find her baby, don't offer to help her make another one."
"All the workers at the nuclear reactor plant left work. They left a sign at the door. What did it say? Sorry! Gone fission."