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Joke of the Day

"Relationships last longer when everybody doesnt know your business"

"""Master Yoda, are we on the right track?"" ""Off course, we are.."""

"What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there? Arrrh, it's driving me nuts"

"what's the definition of confusion? Fathers day in Detroit."

"I just want the confidence of my grandpa in church taking a call from the pharmacy on speaker phone to confirm his Viagra prescription."

"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits"

"THIS IS THE POLICE. COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP. ""Wrong house guys."" ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? ""Yup, happens a lot."" OKAY COOL, SORRY."

"How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes? Like this."

"If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?"

"Like all great artists, Drake will reach a tipping point in his career And follow Snoop Lion's footsteps and reincarnate himself as Dragon."