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Joke of the Day
"What's a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer."
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"My Proctologist does horoscopes which, I guess, makes him an Asstrologist."
"I just couldn't stop watching the video about mechanically joining metal... It was riveting."
"[watching House of Cards] where are the cards"
"Apparently a teen in Brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. So...41 guys...that's the limit."
"They say don't go to a grocery store when you're hungry But I ran out of food a week ago"
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice."
"Next time you're not feeling hungry, tell yourself you're going on a diet in an hour & you'll unleash the starving African child inside you."
"Time to get out of bed and worry from another location."
"What did the homeless man get for christmas? very hungry"