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Joke of the Day

"Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other irritate each other but can't live without each other."

"Why did Hannibal invade Rome? [OC] Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not."

"I've never understood people who don't drink because it's ""bad for you"" Honestly, I think they should lighten up and liver little."

"Why aren't there many black baseball players Because they steal to many bases (I'm not racist it's just a joke don't be butthurt)"

"You've really gotta hand it to short people Because they usually can't reach it anyways"

"Do lady beavers call their vaginas a ""me""? No. Because they're ladies."

"I sat next to the Duchess at tea... It was just as I thought it would be: Her rumblings abdominal Were simply phenomenal And everyone thought it was me."

"So I was walking past my local supermarket the other day and a man started to throw cheese, butter and milk at me. How dairy."

"I used to be addicted to having sex with bars of soap. But then I came clean."

"Sometimes when I look into the toilet I realize that I'm not a regular guy."