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Joke of the Day
"Do lady beavers call their vaginas a ""me""? No. Because they're ladies."
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"All that voted for Brexit should be jailed for pedophilia... Because they want to fuck an entire generation of kids."
"My friend stopped taking steroids recently... It wasn't working out for him."
"Sometimes I feel driving over Beliebers, but then I'm like, ""what is wrong with me??"" because I just got my car washed."
"I'd complain about the bathroom smelling like pine, but I'm sure it's better than whatever smell the pine is covering up."
"What do you call balls on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest? Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin? My throne"
"Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man? Because they never part with them"
"Velcro... What a ripoff!"
"What do you call a centaur that works as a prostitute? A whorse."
"When someone says ""The last thing I'd want to do is hurt you"", I'm wondering why they have a list of things to do that includes hurting me."