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Joke of the Day
"You've really gotta hand it to short people Because they usually can't reach it anyways"
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"When you complain about dropping your phone remember that there are people who are starving who'll totally make you another one."
"What do you call a computer that is running slow? Restarted."
"I bought a new Japanese car. I turned on the radio... I don't understand a word they're saying."
"What's the best thing about fucking twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of 'em!"
"funny how people who earn philosophy degrees probably at some point ask themselves ""why did i do this"""
"Saw an ISIS poster yesterday It read ""Sign up for ISIS today! Receive free jacket and blowjob!"""
"Yet another Clinton picks heads Over tail."
"Guys, I really think 50 Shades missed out on a really a big marketing slogan... ""CLIMAX IN IMAX"""
"We got a notice at work that a coyote had been spotted on the fitness trail, and I was, like, ""Good for him."""