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Joke of the Day

"Why did Hannibal invade Rome? [OC] Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not."

"What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke? I am the one who Knock-knocks."

"Reminder to any new followers...Ancestry.com is NOT a dating site...lesson learned...like 4 times."

"""It meant nothing to me, babe. I swear!"" When my girl catches me in the closet eating Devil's food cake with my bare hands."

"History Teacher: what ended in 1918 ? Student: 1917"

"-Houston, do you copy? -Houston, do you copy? -God damn it, Houston! -God damn it, Houston!"

"Have you heard the joke about Ebola yet? You probably won't get it."

"Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub."

"At the water cooler, just ""accidentally"" splashed my pants to hide some pee. This Christmas, I'll give the office a chocolate fountain."

"A person who knows two languages is called bilingual. Three or more languages; multilingual. What do you call someone who knows one? American."