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Joke of the Day

"I've never understood people who don't drink because it's ""bad for you"" Honestly, I think they should lighten up and liver little."

"Good job I am very surprised that no one has made a 9/11 joke. I would of thought that 9 times out of 11 that I would see one."

"Ray Charles has said he doesn't mind being blind.. Because at least he isn't black!"

"What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles? Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads."

"I saw Matt Damon eating toast in his hometown... ...could it be Bourne and Bread?"

"Chuck Norris got bored of life, so he invented Ebola."

"Why should you never take a pig out on a date? She might squeal on you."

"It should be legal to shoot people who speed up only to keep you from passing."

"Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when some guys runs up and flashes them!! 2 of the old ladies had a stroke. The other one couldn't reach."

"Two cows in a field. One asks ""should I be worried about mad cow's disease""? ""Well I'm not"", the other replies, ""...because I'm a squirrel!"""