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Joke of the Day

"I'm so single, I was at a bar last night and a cute guy offered to buy me a cat."

"What do you call a famous Internet pirate? Blackneckbeard."

"My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time."

"I went to a onesie-themed NYE party... ...everyone was appalled when I turned up wearing just a belt."

"Why is proctology called proctology? Because analogy was already taken."

"What is the equivalent to Area-51 in Canada? Area-51, A"

"Life is NOT a box of chocolates When the box of chocolates end, you get upset..."

"If you drop your pants for a ""surprise checkup"" and hear your doctor's belt buckle hit the floor, you should probably head for the hills"

"A human cannonball for the circus retired after 35 years of service. When asked if the man would be replaced, the owner of the circus said, ""No, only because it's hard to find a man of that caliber."""

"I didn't understand why my wife bought me a metal detector for Valentines day... Until she told me she got her clit pierced."