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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cat with 3 legs? A handicat"

"Q: Why did the rabbit eat lunch under the sink? A: He found a leek there."

"Is there a hole in your shoe? No. Then how did you get your foot into it?"

"I'm going to name my son Glove Being handy will come to him naturally"

"I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y"

"What's the difference between a Jew and Santa Claus? Santa Claus goes *down* the chimney."

"She told me she liked it doggy style so I gave her a treat & took her for a walk."

"TIL that Paradise, Nevada was completely paved over at one point. To put up a parking lot"

"What's your most messed up/morally wrong joke?"

"Q: How do you catch a rabbit? A: Hide in a meadow and make carrot noises."