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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard of probability before? The student replied, ""probably"""
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"What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane? A pilot; what else would you call him? You racist prick!"
"Serious question: Are doctors SURE erectile dysfunction isn't just a side effect of being married & bangin the same woman for years & years?"
"""Haha nice"" = i would rather be dead than continue this conversation"
"If Israel gets wiped off the map... Then we'll have to start calling it Wasrael"
"Leading up to the wedding (NAME) has been on a whiskey diet. His lost three days already."
"When you rob an Ikea store they probably make you put all the money in the bag yourself."
"911: What's your emergency? Me: Hunting accident. I think my friend is dead 911: Can you verify that he's dead? *gunshot* Me: Yep, he's dead"
"At some point shouldn't airlines be embarrassed their airplanes are older than those cars people drive in Cuba?"
"What do you call a Mexican woman with a large labia minora? Cunstwaylow"