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Joke of the Day
"When you rob an Ikea store they probably make you put all the money in the bag yourself."
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"Interviewer: So why did you leave your last job? Me: Someone found out my birthday and decorated my cubicle with balloons."
"What exactly had the ""NOW That's What I Call Music!"" guy been listening to before? Sound FX CDs? Whale noises?"
"Lesbians build huge mansion in atlanta... It was all tounge and groove, not a single stud in the house. (Construction workers joke, you might not get it)"
"Why was six afraid of seven? (twist) Because seven was a registered six offender."
"No matter how kind you are Germany children will always be kinder"
"I invented a new word the other day. Plagiarism."
"Why do the poles shift? to find better jobs"
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair"
"I told my girlfriend I would see her next year before I left for work She laughed because she got the joke. I wasn't joking. I'm leaving her"