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Joke of the Day
"""Haha nice"" = i would rather be dead than continue this conversation"
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"[mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines] Me: is that good"
"Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side ripped off by a shark? He's all right now."
"A joke I thought of: I don't know if fo' sho' means ""for short"" or ""for shore"", but I like to think that people are being overly nautical."
"What advantage do gay black guys have over gay white guys? They only have to come out to their mother."
"What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables? Mrs Hawking"
"[at a bar] me: hey girl are u a wanted criminal girl: no me: oh ok [to a group of cops] shes not here, search the other building"
"What's the difference.... What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog? At least when you're eating pussy, you can see the asshole in front of you."
"What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull dog !"
"What's the technical term for a female-to-male sex change operation? A strapadictomy."